Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

by Ham candler March 6, 2024

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

HAM

Hot ass mess

You know I'm a HAM right now!!

by KHatch July 2, 2021

ham._.ham21

cool genshin roblox mommy

ham._.ham21 is cool

by catlover33 July 8, 2021

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

ham sorry

What you say when you didn't order disrespect with a side of your potato salad

Guy 1: Why does he look like that?
Guy 2: Ham sorry, I didn't order disrespect with a side of my potato salad. Ham sorry I didn't order the gall with a side of ranch dressing. Ham sorry I didn't order the nerve with a side of baked potato.

by gunwook January 10, 2026

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026