Simp

A male that ditches his friends to hang with a girl regularly.

Guy 1: Is Mason coming?
Guy 2: No, you gotta remember, he’s a simp, he’s ditching us for his girl.

by Yonig69 April 11, 2020

Simp

A salvadorian named Elvis who is horny all the time and want to fuck his best friends.

He also can't control his boners

Person 1: Did you hear that the new kid is a simp?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.

by Dr. Shyguy April 11, 2020

simp

A derogatory term for a guy who treats girls/women well. Frequently used by sexists

Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!

Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp

by max_212 April 12, 2020

Simp

Brian Poirier

Brian is a simp

by I sack ritzzzz April 12, 2020

Simp

A male attempting to woo a female by being overly nice and attending to their every need.

A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.

A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.

A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.

These men are simps.

by Flawful April 12, 2020

Simp

Someone who loses all masculinity in hopes of “getting some”

That boy franklin McDonald is a real simp

by Simppatrol223 April 12, 2020

Simp

talking nicely or even remotely talking to a girl.
this definition is more likely to be referred to from Xbox/PlayStation users, and your average fat, 30-year-old gamer still living in his mother's spare room.

"bro, you see how johnny commented on Paris's photo? what a simp!"

by nut monky 32 April 13, 2020