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Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023
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sleep

what’s that?
by shxid April 4, 2020
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Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.
You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.
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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?
"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"
by Jetwing June 18, 2020
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Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".
Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!
by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013
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Sleep

Something people need but when its 2020 nobody cares about it anymore its also staying up at night and playing games on your phone xbox or computer
Friend:Hey how did you sleep
Me:Umm whats sleep again
Other friend:Sleep is something in the past get over it

Pt.2
Friend:our sleep last night was crazyyyyy
Me:ikr i cant believe we won 200 rounds of fortnite last night sleep was soo fun
by Truefactsssss12345 February 17, 2020
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