Noah

a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.

person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.

by RashyNuts August 14, 2022

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Noah

Noah. Dieser Name bedeutet mir so viel. Weil dieser Noah den ich kenne die beste Person auf Erden ist. Er ist der beste Freund den man sich nur wünschen kann. Er ist immer für dich da. Und er macht alles 10 mal lustiger. Deswegen würde ich alles stehen und liegen lassen um diesem Idioten zu helfen. Was soll ich noch mehr sagen. Es gibt nicht mehr. Den diese Person ist einfach unbeschreiblich.

Ah eine Sache gibt es noch. Er singt die BESTEN Riff offs

Omg is da Noah... der is sooo cool ich wäre gern wie er.

by Noahs Chicken November 23, 2021

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Pussy god

Is that him, the master of masters, sex of sex, man of pussy, Noah?

by TheBoi27 May 15, 2021

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A great boyfriend and friend. Knows how to treat people kindly when he wants to, when he loves he loves hard, the best person out there, someone that will beat you if you mess with their family and friends and will do little things with you. He enjoys the little things but also very outgoing and loud.

girl 1: ayo noah lemme get some drugssss
noah: no gtfo
girl 2: I fell and I split my knee cap open
noah: aww my poor sweet baby come here🥺🥺

by ∆¶✓ April 12, 2021

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Noah is the kind of person to eat a burrito like it's a big mac from Mcdonald's. This motherfucker will make you wanna sky dive off the Eiffel Tower and land on ten spears. He sometimes can be a really nice person and really cool he has a cool vibe on a 1 on 1 talk but, when there is a group he is more special than the special ed class. He loves to hangout with his friends though and will do anything to put a smile on their face.

Noah makes me wanna die?

by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021

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