The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Foot Long

Drake’s dick size

Half of the people that saw Drake leak: Dayum drake got a foot long

by Inurwalls March 9, 2024

Long Boy

An orange cylinder and ironic meme. First used in an anonymous Facebook post by Special Meme Fresh

"HAHA Long boy"
"What?"

by Storm_15 April 9, 2018

LONG LYRICS BUSINESS

Tortuously slow experience when you'd rather be somewhere else

this is a long lyrics business

by comrade323 October 18, 2015

long orange

A massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive massive schlong

I have a long orange

by Karakas March 28, 2018

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017