The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.

"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025

Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.

Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"

by Car that is flat May 24, 2019

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021