February 3rd

February 3rd is "Get free money" day. If anyone has a birthday on this day or was born on this day, you have to give them money.

"Mate I'm broke, however I was born February 3rd so give me £3000 you fat cunt!!!"

by lmnwx July 7, 2022

8th of February

it's 8th of February!! That means it's the birthday of the most gorgeous girl ever , aswell as the greatest mum and the winner of the best hair award every day annoyingly , she is stubborn but continues to be the life of the party wherever she goes .

Holy shit it's the 8th of February that means it's this hot chicks bday

by Snap snap attitude February 7, 2024

fuck a lot February

you've heard of dick down December, and no nut November, but now introducing fuck a lot February where for the whole month.. (with consent) its a full month to use as an excuse to get the d*ck or p*ssy!

Hey babe, I know we had s*x yesterday but you know it is fuck a lot February so its okay if we do it again, if you want!

Hey cutie, have you heard its fuck a lot February? wanna go round 2?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

February 17

National kiss your girlfriend day

You have to 🤷🏻 ♂️

Are your busy on February 17th?

by totally not george February 15, 2024

February 10th

National Workout Day

Person 1: get your fatass up its February 10th
Person 2: cant im a genshin impact player

by that-lil_racist September 10, 2022

February 26th

This is surprise your best friends back door today. Go up behind your best friend and stick it in his back door.

James: Hey Buddie can you pick that up
John: sure things
James: It’s February 26th open it wide

by TheCrazyDefinitionMan69 March 16, 2025

Fat Fuck February

A variant for the month of February, during which people with excessive fat are reveered as more sexually attractive when compared to before.

Tw*tter User 1: "Ough bro I'm entering my Fat Fuck February arc oughhhh....."
Tw*tter User 2: "Dude we were just talking about Roblox the hell's wrong with you."

by APersonaRedditDork February 11, 2025