This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
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cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.
"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"
by Maximuscrates December 06, 2016
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man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.
"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"
by boyfriendhater101 December 01, 2023
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Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.
I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it
by Candy Time August 16, 2010
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cold fall

when it's really cold outside to the point where it snows. but it's still mid november and not december yet so it's still technically fall.
friend 1: "man it sure is cold outside today." friend 2: "yea feels like winter but it's still fall."

friend 1: "man it's really just cold fall."
by white teddy bear November 28, 2020
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black cold

what black people consider cold, 65° and below
J - "It's going to be 60° tomorrow!"
D - "Damn, that's black cold."
by u-J December 06, 2019
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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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