Boston cream pie

When you cum in a woman/man’s butthole, then the the woman/man shits cum and poop in your mouth and you spit the shit and cum in each other’s mouths.

“In class, I gave my teacher a Boston cream pie.”

by Mr. Pinto PhD November 21, 2020

ice cream fucker

a person who fucks ice cream cones

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!

by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious May 7, 2018

Turkish Cream Pie

This happens when a guy cums in girls asshole, then she sharts the cum and shit back onto the guy.

I think Nathan got Turkish Cream Pied because hes being a dick.

by ROAD HOUSE September 1, 2016

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 12, 2011