cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

Burn your cookies

Let it all out and cry!

"Burn your cookies girl"

by JOEMAMASFAT November 10, 2019

Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.

Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight

by OlneyNigga1 December 30, 2022

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging lesbian with a 0.0314% chance to even obtain her, So rare that i will have a partner before i get to look at her, So rare that i will stopped doing ur mom before i get her, so rare that in all my time of playing Cookie Run Kingdom, i have never got her

terrance:"Hey Bob, have you gotten Sea Fairy Cookie yet?
Bob:"No"

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

boy scout cookie

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.

by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 2, 2018

Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010