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by Bread 🍞 man March 28, 2021
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bread pudding

A dessert consisting of chunks of stale bread soaked in a sweet custard mixture before being baked. Often paired with a thick vanilla sauce. Despite the strange concept, it's a very easy dessert to make with often disproportionately delicious end results. Be warned, however: if you make this recipe for an event, its attendees WILL start hounding you to make more and more of it for them in the future. It's just that good.
I made some white chocolate bread pudding for my mom's birthday party last week, and it turned out really good! So good, in fact, that now people won't stop talking about it with me...
by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023
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Breaded

Breaded is where a male has finished his pleasuring and is ready to you know bread.
Example
Female 1: Brad breaded all over me yesterday
Female 2: Breaded?
Female 1: he cummed all over me
by BRAD | CUNT GOD October 20, 2018
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White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.
John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.
by anonymous March 2, 2022
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Bread

Bread (or breading) is a cuddling position where two partners lay on top of each other with their stomachs facing towards the two partners.
I love when my I cuddle with my girlfriend and we bread to the point we slowly fall asleep”
by Startupedition February 5, 2024
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toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you
This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday
by Gay professor man November 27, 2020
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brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin
timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020
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