Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

by Muppins December 15, 2016

postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect

i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER

by napalmontoast May 26, 2025

Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash

Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021

Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash

Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon

by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021

dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.

When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.

by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023

ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know

She is married to a ring dude

by Uuunity November 21, 2020