National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021
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nasty ass rock

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch
by Obama Bin Laden January 05, 2023
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rap that ass

When you want to have sexual intercourse with that ass. (similar to "tap that ass") but the ass is so good that you can rap to it while tapping it.
"Christy has a nice ass. I would rap that ass."
by Drop Anchor February 17, 2016
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Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022
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Rotten ass wagg

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
by Asswagg August 05, 2017
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Swedish ass whistle

what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.
I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024
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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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