dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

Tommaxes dick is huuuge

He is wild in the bed
yeet, dab

I like Tommaxes dick is huuuge so much

by nan nan321 January 8, 2019

dick picking

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.

hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane

by paremi02 November 2, 2021

Dick

What your best friend is

Dude my best friend is such a dick sometimes

by Rose42069 December 27, 2019

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

fric dick

friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.

by gunstavo July 5, 2022