baboons ass

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

ass mood

A state of pleasantness only described by ones thoughts overwhelmed with butts and beaches

Such a beautiful day puts me in a good ass mood

"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"

by mcnazty March 20, 2022

Ass nugget

A person who plays with your emotions and is unloyal. Also a huge snake.

Person 1: Did you hear about that asshole Ryan Nisbet?
Person 2: Yes! He cheated on my friend.
Person 1: He's such an ass nugget!
Person 2: Agreed!

by Fav 💓💓 February 21, 2017

Make an ass of himself

behave in a way that makes one look foolish or stupid.

"he is stewed and about to make an ass of himself"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

Panna Cotta Ass

An ass that is (like a panna cotta) silky, smooth, shapely and has a perfect jiggle, however, (like a panna cotta) has a serving size that is unsatisfying.

"Wow, Julie is flawless."
"That's what you think... unfortunately she has a panna cotta ass."

by Tired_Creature March 2, 2020

Frat ass

A dumbass who thinks it's okay to do drugs, get STDs, and shoot (literally or metaphorically) other people in the face. He doesn't nesscessarily have to be in a fraternity, he just has to show stereotypical frat boy douche bag qualities.

21 Jump Street is funny and all, but let's face it. It's basically a frat ass' wet dream.

by A-person_yay June 21, 2014