National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

Ugly day

June 20th is national ugly day

“My birthday is on June 20th ugly day”

by Theyluvme September 2, 2021

National “yes” day

You cant say no on September 3rd at school for the entire day (just dont get in trouble with teachers 💀)

Amanda: can i have a chip
Alexander: no
Amanda: it’s national “yes” day
Alexander: oh? I guess you can have a chip then

by Sincerely.adrii September 2, 2021

National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

by •_•_ September 2, 2021

National Tall Day

On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")

sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy

by Buy Me a Drank September 3, 2021

National Ask your crush out day

september 3rd is national ask your crush out day don’t forget!

GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

person:look who it is goooo
person: omg its my crush
person:you know what today is its national ask your crush out day GO SHOOT YOUR SHOT

by heyyyyyoyyyyy September 3, 2021

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021