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These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.
These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.
by whimsytea January 31, 2025
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Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021
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Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick
Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day
by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025
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National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.
Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
by Stupid_child June 16, 2022
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National Booty Pic Day

Officially, June 21st is National Booty Pic Day. It is important to send multiple booty pics on This day.
Hey (blank), it’s national Booty pic day. Send one
by Fifty thou June 21, 2019
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Celeste Appreciation day

November 12, 2023 is the government founding of Celeste appreciation day.

it’s a very special day for a very special person who is better than you in every way. She’s a gorgeous girl with a huge heart and she’ll make you smile no matter how you feel. She’s mentally ill but is very silly :3 and will :3 at you passionately.

If you see this, celestial, i love you more than you’ll ever know (/p)
Celeste appreciation day

Person 1: Hey, what day is it?

person 2: It’s celeste appreciation day.
by Celeste’s #1 Fan November 12, 2023
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Money day

Money day is when money grows from trees, money falls from the sky and when you don't need to pay for ANYTHING!
Girl-What the why is the whole mall packed!?
Boy 1- it's money day stupid!
Girl-Huh?
Boy 2- Money day ,You don't need to pay for anything
Girl- YEEEEEEEEEEEES
by bElLa whatever June 11, 2021
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