Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.
by whimsytea January 31, 2025
Get the These days mug.Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.
"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."
by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021
Get the Wooden the Day mug.by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025
Get the Eli Dick Day mug.YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.
Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
by Stupid_child June 16, 2022
Get the National grab boobs day mug.Officially, June 21st is National Booty Pic Day. It is important to send multiple booty pics on This day.
by Fifty thou June 21, 2019
Get the National Booty Pic Day mug.November 12, 2023 is the government founding of Celeste appreciation day.
it’s a very special day for a very special person who is better than you in every way. She’s a gorgeous girl with a huge heart and she’ll make you smile no matter how you feel. She’s mentally ill but is very silly :3 and will :3 at you passionately.
If you see this, celestial, i love you more than you’ll ever know (/p)
it’s a very special day for a very special person who is better than you in every way. She’s a gorgeous girl with a huge heart and she’ll make you smile no matter how you feel. She’s mentally ill but is very silly :3 and will :3 at you passionately.
If you see this, celestial, i love you more than you’ll ever know (/p)
by Celeste’s #1 Fan November 12, 2023
Get the Celeste Appreciation day mug.Money day is when money grows from trees, money falls from the sky and when you don't need to pay for ANYTHING!
Girl-What the why is the whole mall packed!?
Boy 1- it's money day stupid!
Girl-Huh?
Boy 2- Money day ,You don't need to pay for anything
Girl- YEEEEEEEEEEEES
Boy 1- it's money day stupid!
Girl-Huh?
Boy 2- Money day ,You don't need to pay for anything
Girl- YEEEEEEEEEEEES
by bElLa whatever June 11, 2021
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