A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021

Veronica Ramp Day

A day to celebrate Veronica Ramp and her accomplishments, although no where near as cool as Nate Bischoff day

Hey happy Veronica Ramp day, though I really wish it was Nate Bischoff day.

by Greatest Days April 25, 2019

National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

by ImDownBad August 18, 2022

Lung Day

To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs

Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.

by Nahilife July 31, 2022

Neko Day

May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.

Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!

by Sensei-Lucario November 30, 2021