Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

the devil's uno

The name for tarot coined by pearl-clutching midwest church goers...

Those kids are using the devil's uno again

by The real devil's uno April 16, 2021

Devil’s tap

Shagging a girl that hard she starts her period

I was pounding a girl so hard last night I turned on the devil’s tap

by longshlongjohn May 3, 2020

Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021

Devil

Personally a very fun person to be influenced by but also can cause great harm at current moment. Good lesson teacher. Teaches you examples of how to do things right if you are evil in a way. Will cause you bad after life’s if not gotten under control after first time basically could get out of control if under the devils influence.

The devil is my best friend. I don’t believe in god no more. Just kidding.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Devil without a cause

Iconoclastic idiosyncratic individual. You think it's right, but really it's wrong. You somehow got ruled needing to be fixed, but they fixed what didn't need to be fixed and wronged you into doing wrong. Now you're doing what's right.

The Devil without a cause made same-sex marriage legal because it was the "right thing" to do. "Devil without a cause" is the name of a music album that may help you understand it better.

by TrueBlueHue1 May 9, 2023

The Devil's Pie

The REAL definition. Obtaining wealth/fame by any means possible and I mean any means.

"She is sleeping with all the top executives just for a slice of the Devil's Pie.

by Prince Rameek September 12, 2023