noun-
Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.
Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.
by birdgirlgirl April 17, 2024
Get the Thomas mug.A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas is a very kind person. People usually see him as outgoing, athletic, or active in general. He will always be by your side, and add in more happiness into your life. He is the person that will push you to do your best, and it always looking out for you. Thomas's often have Subaru's and love working on cars. He also is the name of the train from the show "Thomas & Friends."
Person 1: I know a friend named after the train in the show "Thomas & Friends"
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!
by Hehe :)) April 14, 2019
Get the Thomas mug.Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.
Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.
Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.
You're a Ken Thomas!
That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
Get the Ken Thomas mug.Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.
by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019
Get the Thomas mug.A Saint Thomas refers to a method of washing oneself that is fairly similar to showering and bathing at the same time.
One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.
The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
One fills their bathtub with up to 6 inches of water. Said water is exceptionally hot, but nevertheless, at a temperature the practicer can comfortably stay in. Then, one turns on the shower, moves it to the wall close to them, and lies down on their back in the bathtub for most of the time. The bathroom should get steamy and extremely humid, which is part of the pleasure.
The name was chosen due to how the Caribbean island of Saint Thomas was a former Danish colony. Denmark is considered to be a Northern European country, and the sauna originated in Finland, a country also in Northern Europe. This method is likened to a sauna, and also likened to the tropical, humid climate of many Caribbean regions.
by TheProGuyDudeBro August 14, 2022
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