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Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved
Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free
by t-n-d- December 26, 2011
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Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
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how the focaccia?

a way to ask someone how the fuck they are
Mate: Oi desmond, how the focaccia????
Desmond: yeah not too bad mate
by rubyrafiki October 20, 2013
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slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014
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cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time
Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.
by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015
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Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs
D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.
by Awesomeapplez March 17, 2015
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the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.
"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."
by lion_tamer August 17, 2015
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