Fuckemup Karen

A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"

"Mate, I was at work today and witnessed a Fuckemup Karen"

"Damn, lucky. They're really rare"

by Buffnuggets December 11, 2023

Karen

Unnecessary Noise pollution

Cashier: Can I take your order ma'am?

Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!! I.....
Cashier: *Puts in airpods*

by You stupid... November 15, 2021

Karen

Some fat bitch with a shitty ass haircut who i wanna strangle and they drive 1998 Honda mini vans with 5 kids who all like fortnite

Karen:hey
Literally anyone; no

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

Karen

The most badass woman you will ever meet. She loves fiercely and carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She will never stop fighting for what is right, and yes she does care what others think. She obviously has one flaw, which is super poor taste in men who are so shallow, petty and unemployed, leaving them ample time to make up false definitions of her on urban dictionary. She has learned and a now married to a Scott.

I am grateful to have Karen on my side. Her husband is a legendary ass mother fucker.

by Legendaryassmotherfucker November 22, 2019

Karen

People who berate customer service workers for either no reason or for the stupidest reason. Often asks for manager assistance.

Karen: Do you have lactose infused dairy-free ice cream?
Cashier: No. That’s a stupid idea.
Karen: You are being disrespectful for telling me no. Let me see your manager.

by GeosWorld August 17, 2022

Karen

Karen is a person that never forgets to remind you about something.

I changed Karen's name on my phone to Reminder

by Kenedian January 16, 2023

Karen

Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. Everybody loves Karen. If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen flying a kite at the park with her three amazing kids and loving husband.

Karen donated her entire stimulus to the children selling chicklets on the US/Mexico border.

by overlord0929 February 3, 2021