Pickle Rick

When Rick from Rick & Morty turns himself into a pickle, and it's the funniest thing EVER.

Rick: Hey Morty look, I'm a pickleee!!! OH YEAH!!!! I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!

by A hockey player September 17, 2020

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020

PICKLEDONT

Something you shouldn't do while you're playing Pickleball.

Whatching this rally on YouTube I can see a classic pickledont.

by CNPickleball September 21, 2020

PICKLEDON'T

Something not to do while playing Pickleball!

Getting hit with the pickleball is a major pickledon't.

by CNPickleball September 21, 2020

Pickle chin

A pickle chin is the kid in class that always says things like, “ooo do I smell popcorn”. He is also the kid that gets upset when the special needs kid are in the swimming pool because they use all the toys.

Pickle chin: hey he stole all my toys
Absolute unit of a kid: stfu u salty ass pickle chin head ass those toys aren’t yours.

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Pickled Anus

The posterior sphincter of an animal that has been preserved in vinegar.

"Sacre bleu, did you just say Pickled Anus?

by CNU Tonight October 1, 2020

Pickle

What your dad smokes out of when he stays up all night. Or that thing you twist to get speed air into your body.

My dad doesnt sleep or eat because all he cares about is twisting the pickle

by M.tflea October 1, 2020