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baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.
I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.
by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004
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crispy cunt muffin

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"
by grindfuck© August 6, 2007
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muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw
Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass
by anonymous March 19, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Muffin

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
by OMG303LOL June 20, 2019
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Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off
Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured
by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022
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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
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poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016
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