baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

crispy cunt muffin

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.

person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

by grindfuck© August 6, 2007

peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off

Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured

by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022

muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever

Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year

by Phatwags K October 30, 2017