Lesbian

When a girl likes a girl

Girl: I have something to tell you. A reason why this will never work.
Boy: What? There is no reason this will not work. I am in love so you have to be too!
Girl: Two reasons then. 1 You are selfish and want everything to be your way. 2 I am lesbian

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

Lesbian

(me)
A woman kisser who probably made their barbies do it when they were younger

Hi I'm a lesbian- Claire from derry girls

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019

lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together

Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street

by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017

lesbian

non male being attracted to non male / female aligned people. and no you can't turn them straight.

Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.

by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021

Lesbian

To all my fellow mcyt stans:

Tommyinnit

“I get lesbians”

by Motherinnit June 9, 2021

Lesbian Monkey

Another Term of Gay

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020