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Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”
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Kevin

Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.
Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic
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kevin

kevin is literally an angel, so perfect, yet so gentle, i love him, i really do, his last name, i would love to have it someday, maybe even mix my last name and his together.
me: kevin is the love of my life
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Kevin

Usually the shortest in the room very narcissistic and looks like zuma from paw patrols or boots from dora. Very small penise and get girls with cuteness
Your so dumb like a kevin
by Mr doodlydoo November 23, 2021
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kevin morris

A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.
Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."
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james kevin williams

Awesome warrior and noble protector of babes
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Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
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