January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.

Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh

by taco_55 January 22, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 24 2022

January 24 2022 is when Erick and Jose start to kiss and remember their love for one another.

Today is January 24 2022 let’s kiss!

by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to

by Maylie nightcer December 23, 2019

6 of January

People born on 6 of January were given like a gift, alike Jesus Christ in Orthodox. But they are always smarter and more experienced as they are some hours older than Jesus

OMG you were born 6 of January when Jesus was born, you're saint, you're gifted... Ahh no, that's 6 hours later, don't mind

by Orthodoxic_mouse November 21, 2021

January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios

Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?

by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024

January 6th journalists

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023