by Mi_Rooster December 20, 2016
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.
After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.
by Turkeybutt1 August 10, 2023
by Pointy Ears March 21, 2017
Toni is a mud thug
by Dairy of a madman January 04, 2023
When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.
Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!
by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018
by bigg daddy 78 August 30, 2019