I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 06, 2024

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 26, 2021

Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.

Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”

by estellegeorge March 26, 2024

Have a giant day

A figure of speech meaning to have a giant dick stuffed in your mouth

Im about to go to the club you coming?

Nah but you have a giant day.

by IMawordmaker20 December 18, 2024