Dylan

Dylan is a smelly, annoying, and lonely guy. He’s the type of guy to ask you to help him get girls then follow up by having the least rizz possible and getting no women.

Hey do you know Dylan? Oh yea he’s the guy with no rizz.

by Jeramiah Cole August 21, 2023

Dylan

The eshay of eshays

You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.

Oi adlay, Dylan is the biggest eshay bah

by dickodavid November 23, 2021

Dylan

huge cock in his pants, and hates every red haired person and is a fucking legand

Dylan is sexy

by get fuckedmg June 8, 2018

Dylan

A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.

Jack: hey do you know Dylan?
Max: Yeah they are such a sexy beast

by HottieCheck March 4, 2022

Dylan

A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)

Dylan is a beanhead

by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is a kind young guy but when it comes to athleticism he’s lacking. His favorite sport is basketball and he often finds himself playing horse. He is infamous for losing to a one hand layup

Dylan is super nice and generous but sometimes he leaves people wondering how he is so bad at basketball

by Thebestonehandedfreethrow November 1, 2021

Horny Dylan

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.

"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"

by Horny Giver December 27, 2021