American Social Health Care

Does not exist.

This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.

by captain wagtail May 16, 2009

Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.

Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'

by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008

Social Media Syndrome (SMS)

The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.

Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!

Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).

by shiverjc October 6, 2013

social justice warrior

A person or group that goes against people who are socially disliked. They do this for the greater good, even if it is an act that is generally frowned upon by society. Sort of like a social vigilante.

We are social justice warriors because we teepeed that girls house who everyone hates, even if we risk getting in trouble.

by Pube nipple April 6, 2017

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

by Louise Paige March 23, 2020

socially transmitted disease

when someone blogs, tweets, status updates something that brings the viewer/reader out in a rash.

Blogger/Tweeter/Facebooker/G+er:
I used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job.

Reader/Follower/Friend/G+er:
I came out in a rash reading that... thanks for the STD... (Socially Transmitted Disease).

by iamjonny August 3, 2011

XBSB (Xbox Social Board)

1. A social board on Gamefaqs that has been acknowledged more than once for having a more mature community than other system social boards (especially GCSB)

2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.

3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)

XBSB is way better, funnier, and more mature than the other social boards. It has cooler people, and copious amounts of badassery.

by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ October 1, 2004