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Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.
The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!
by ernmoran February 1, 2025
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Crane Works

A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them.
That woman must work for Crane Works!
by Tom Hankins November 3, 2008
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rage work

rage quitting a game and proceeding to do something useful with your life
After playing Skyrim for two hours without saving, James died. He then started rage working on his essay due tommorrow.
by ThePolishAmongUs April 6, 2015
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Work

The physical and mental straining of abilities to complete a task/job in order to be rewarded with a form of intrinsic/extrinsic gratification.

Although unpleasant and painful, work is the meaning of life for all species of living creature. Amongst all the animals of the earth, only the human race has had the privilege of having the option to choose the work they do. Although humans can choose the work they do, no matter how good the work, it can be painful even though it might be the passion of that individual. Despite the nature of work, the most successful individuals in a society are capable of carrying the burden of work and removing useless distractions.
Man #1: Hey man, you down to go to the nightclub tonight after work?
Man #2: No my bad, I got more work to do at home.
Man #1: What do you have to do so late?
Man #2: I have to go study for the midterms, I'm almost done with my degree.
by M1. Potato March 2, 2024
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Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.
Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
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circle work

When true-believer employees stand around talking ecstatically to each other about how great the company is because of the "amazing work" they did; this typically creates a toxic smugness that pollutes the rest of the workplace.
Guy 1: Those dudes are being so loud - I can't even focus on my work.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.
by anna_kush May 24, 2018
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work

"Ugh I hate work"
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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