toilet clit

When a guy drops his girlfriend I the toilet while eating her out

Claire met a girl on the ferry and went to get it on with her but she ended up with toilet clit.

by I love bigpenistron 9000 August 21, 2016

TOILET TOILET WHO WANTS A TOILET

not me, pin.

"Toilet toilet who wants a toilet!!"

by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025

Toilet slave

The master/mistress urinates or shits on the toilet slave

Emily:Eat my shit toilet slave
Lars:Ok

by Thatoneguyinblack December 3, 2023

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

A youtube short series popular with kids which rips off characters from the game series Half-Life without giving credit.

kid: "skibidi toilet skibid toilet"

adult: "brainrot"

by MorbidCuteness March 29, 2024

Toilet Bowl

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”

Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!

by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

I honestly find it the funniest shit ever and I don't know why.

I always find brain rot shit like Skibidi Toilet funny as fuck for absolutely no reason.

by iluvdarkthrone 🖤 June 12, 2024