weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

Weed Broke

When you're out of marijuana and don't have the money to buy more

Dude, I'm so weed broke, that I searched for roaches and scraped my grinders just to have something to smoke.

by Koolbluegirl January 14, 2019

Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

bleedin the weed

When you beat a penis with a large amount of marijuana to the point where blood is drawn.

I was beating my boy friends penis with so much weed he died of blood loss Bleedin the weed. weed butt weenie shlong

by I_love_my_seanniboo March 14, 2016

Getting down in the weeds

To get down into the nitty gritty details by doing strenuous, continuous busy work to produce large quantities of data suitable for analysis.

In order to figure out get this situation corrected I’m going to be getting down in the weeds.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022