Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway

Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"

by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017

Rusty

Being rusty at something means being bad at a skill that you were once good at before. Rusting happens when you spend time away from doing something for a while, it takes time to unrust and get back into the game.

"my animation skills are rusty as hell, i cant make anything right now"

by Poosay destroyer April 19, 2021

rusty tavis

The asscrack of a dude named Tavis

Thats the nicest rusty tavis i have ever seen

by Lt. LOLZ September 21, 2016

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Rusty

something old/ something that makes old stuff look different from being old/ a cat from the warriors book series

That thing is old and Rusty!
Ew, that thing has old rusty stuff on it!
Rusty didn’t know he was going to live in the forest.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear

He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.

by Steeatsea March 28, 2020

Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,

When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!

by King of Memes! May 26, 2025