Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
Get the Michigan State Universitymug. There are several university high schools across the nation. In fact, there’s at least 16, with 2 being in California, and 2 in florida. The real question is why they are all named the exact same thing, and why is it so bland?
Seriously. It makes no fucking sense. Why are there so many schools named University High School? California, New Mexico, Illinois, Florida, Arizona, it’s fucking absurd.
by Jkliopzx October 10, 2019
Get the University high schoolmug. Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
by Huckball August 16, 2010
Get the Universal Commercial Timemug. by AceBanned February 1, 2022
Get the Ace Cinematic Universemug. A region of space outside of any universe, a world between worlds.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.
The big bang occurred in inter-universal space where there was no laws of physics until it was altered with the hot soup of the baby universe
by 1m1m0 April 13, 2023
Get the inter-universal spacemug. When someone is exceptional in being faded then a hoe, they may choose to get a higher education at Yodie State University, or YSU. A person is granted a scholarship using the Double Blinky Scholarship Program.
A: Man I’m fr faded as a hor
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
by YeetYeetMcYeet November 16, 2022
Get the Yodie State Universitymug. Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.
by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 4, 2023
Get the Arkansas State Universitymug.