Sam

Has a massive 9-8 inch dick.

Your such a Sam.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

Sam

A guy that’s not very cool

I met this guy Sam last night. He wasn’t very cool.

by Coolguy1579 March 7, 2019

Sam

Sam is a girl who's actually a guy and hints at it all the time but no one cares. Also, they're real name is Izzy and she used to have a twin but she was disowned.

Lol stop calling me Izzy I'm sam

by Sammyspammy May 31, 2018

SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam Hall

Someone who likes the sound of their own more than they should.

Gee that bloke is a bit of a Sam Hall, isn't he?

by tjtj123 December 1, 2021

The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023