old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008

Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

The Old Slippers Gang

A group of three people, who pull into a newly built neighborhood, and smoke weed in their cars. Most commonly found driving a getto 98 Buick Century, or a broke ass 2001 Toyota Avalon XL, with the headliner hanging down.

P1: Yo, we gonna have the old slippers gang meeting tonight?

P2: yeeee

P3: Dude you don’t even get high anymore, stop waisting my weed.

P2: Women are to be seen, not herd.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Nba old head

Someone that thinks Jordan is the goat because he is “just a winner” and LeBron just flops

Jim “Jordan’s the goat LeBron just flops”

Jim’s friend “Your such a nba old head”

by NotKD September 6, 2021

Old camping pussy

When someone puts the perfume or fragrance of patchouli on that is what old camping pussy is

You smell like old camping pussy

by Icp78 July 8, 2022

old people cagematch

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.

by m33k41 September 28, 2017