baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

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crispy cunt muffin

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.

person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

by grindfuck© August 6, 2007

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Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off

Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured

by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022

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A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.

The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!

by OMG303LOL June 20, 2019

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American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

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