The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

Dan James

A dirty little fag-end who thinks he is the shit. Thinks that he is gods gift to women. Really likes men. And Scratchin his own Anus. And then sniffing the evidence on his fingers.

look, thats that dan james. what a fag

by dan james' mum October 4, 2008

james redd

A mexican cock sucker

In mexico i met a james redd

by maximus April 25, 2004

LEBRON JAMES

The one who helped Miami to two straight championships and helped the suckiest team in the league the Cleavlend Cavaliers to a championship and he is the best of all time he's won three championships and has been to the All-Star game 14 straight times has won 5 MVPs and is 6'8 with all muscle power and can dunk on anyone and anything at anytime and he is now on the lakers he has been to the finals 8 straight times.

Kevin love" yo LeBron is back on the Cavs I never thought he would come back to our sucky team I hope we win a championship ( a few months later) yo we won a championship all because LeBron came back".

Young Fan" yo LEBON JAMES you da mans LEBRON JAMES" yeah I know maybe you could be here one day!

by Lebron JAMES 101 February 1, 2019

James McCormack

Such a creature can only be described in such terms:

Jimmy Mack
Mack-a-lack
Mack Attack
Mickey J
Mackistan
J Mack
M J
J M
Pierce Brosnan
Bierce Prosnan
Jam
Pancakes
Aunt Jemima
Jabba the Hutt
Rico Suave
King Zora
Swedish Cheesecake
Swedish Pizza
Fat Pizza
Crack Attack
Krakatoa
Nibbles
Kirk Hammett
Mack o' Lantern
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Rolly Polly Ollie
Chim Richalds
Matt Brownlee
Cyrus McCormick and the Reaper
McCormack & Schmitts
Mike Fraino
Jimmy J
Mack-a-Shack
Shaq Attack
Shlap-a-mack
Shark Attack
Bark-a-lack
Guinness Gunnarson
Chinbad
Simba
Tarzan
Clayton
Wakka
Macarena Yevon
Poopface
Yngwie

"Hey, look at that goof of a loof James McCormack."

by Mandate from Heaven January 12, 2008

james cook

Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick

that james cook is a man

by joseph cook December 17, 2013

Lebron James

A Passive aggresive crybaby, famous for blaming Kevin Love, and to always fail at being Michael Jordan.

Passive agressive

lebron: I lost 5 finals but im still the G.O.A.T

Jordan: No you´re not ,"crybaby", Look at my hand (shows his rings) can you see your failure

Lebron James: but im the GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Lebron a.k.a the Drama queen showed his Passive Agressive Crybaby mentality and started crying)

by The Real Big Baller February 6, 2018