A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
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