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Jacob

He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...
Jacob is annoying
by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018
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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.
Come here jacob
by Wingling January 21, 2019
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Jacob

Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!
by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 7, 2019
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Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019
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Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you
by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019
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