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Tow up from da flo up

Tow up from da flo up= Tow up from the floor up.
Meaing a person looks like a mess from head to toe.

Tow up meaning a hot mess and flo up literally meaning from the floor up.
"Damn, she look tow up from the flo up."

"I look tow up from da flo up."
by J66 July 1, 2012
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Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."
"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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u r baned from urban dictionary

only if you put a dirty definition on urban dictionary. if haven't but dont believe me than serch chicken nugget and scroll.

also very clever finding this page!
by anonymous mc omunuss April 25, 2020
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PG Unit from St Andrews

HA HA! You guys think you are so fucking hot. But your just the wannabe's of St. Andrews who decided to pretend they were slutty to get attention but then never follow through. YOU WONT EVEN HOOK UP! We only talked to you because we thought youd put out, but it turns out not only were ALL OF you ugly as shit, but prude too.
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Zac Efraud from Bitch School Musical

Hate term for the star of High School Musical: Zac Efron from High School Musical. Used by people over 10 years old. See: Zac Efraud, Bitch School Musical Zac Efron from Bitch School Musical, Zac Efraud from High School Musical.
Zac Efraud from Bitch School Musical: WERE ALL FUCKING TOGETHER!!!!!!!

Me: *changes channel* why the fuck was I on disney in the first place?
by Fuck Bitch School Gayical. August 23, 2009
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tore up from da floor up

a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"
Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022
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