Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.
Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.
by ls.iop November 26, 2020
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dark chocolate

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate
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Dark Web

The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.

Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.

On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs

Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.

While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.

Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.

The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow

Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.

Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.

Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.

People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
Person 1: "I sent a dark web hitman to get your ass"
Person 2: "You got scammed, retard"
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized
A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D
by It's moon August 11, 2023
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dark web

According to the media, "dark web" is just a bunch of websites that they don't like.
The FBI cut off all the DNS domains that the dark web was using.
by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 05, 2023
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