spam daddy

When a bunch of hot daddy's are in/on your spam account(s)

Man I saw one of my spam daddy's today, he wanted to be more than friends. I'm fine with that!

by Hot daddys September 8, 2016

bar daddy

Someone who spends a large sum of cash on someone who clearly isn't interested at the bar

Did you hear about Michelle's bar daddy ?!? He spent $80 on her and went home alone

by Spideymarn August 10, 2016

taff daddy

Taff daddy is a person who fucks bitches and gives no shits and is usually the coolest person alive (Can also be used in the same way savage is used)

Dude, Eric's a total Taff daddy

by Wanye kest May 20, 2016

patriots daddy

Nick foles and Eli manning

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy

by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

Dumpster Daddy

Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.

“Yo look at that fuckin dumpster daddy over there, I think he just shit on that guys porch”

by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019

Shrimp Daddy

After finding a passage to shrimp town you will encounter the shrimp daddy. A mythical man who has the body of a man but the head of a shrimp. The shrimp daddy is often encountered in the an intense trip to shrimp town.

Look at me now I’m the Shrimp Daddy! Meaning they have had an intense experience in shrimp town

by Supermarket Man December 17, 2019