cummy cum

girly love juice

by fancy clancy cdr June 16, 2003

cum shot

to shot sperm from the penis to a face, or to some type of surface

alex shot cum all over his face

by john branson May 20, 2003

Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 29, 2009

Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

by MattBomb October 11, 2009

cum scab

noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.

I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!

by IceHooker April 27, 2011

Cum Cough

When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.

Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!

by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010

cum willy

ejaculation in a persons ear.

Joe is mad at Gary because Gary gave Joe a cum willy while he was sleeping.

by nate yo July 27, 2006