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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.
Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Christian

christian is the most prefect person ever <3
by planetluv October 18, 2021
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Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018
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Christian

The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
He seems to be a really nice guy, he must be a Christian!
by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018
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Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.
I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!
by Timcal July 19, 2018
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