Blood Monster

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!

Watch out here comes a blood monster

by monstermaniac123 November 4, 2021

albino blood

Semen. Very white semen. Looks like albino blood.

My girl got my albino blood on her face.

I spilled my rubber and got albino blood on the couch.

by Edvnhln48 November 8, 2021

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

crimson blood

Goth chick from total drama and a shade of period blood

crimson blood is a very rare color of red, My period blood is crimson blood!

by Genderfluid pinky pie September 7, 2021

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

Pure Blood

Someone who’s parents are siblings

You sure are a pure blood.

by Spits September 17, 2021

Bloobp

eating with your eyes closed

i bloobped the other day.

by Jonathan Smith William 111 October 2, 2021