national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

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feet day

feet day is the day where you send feet pictures to your close friends for free! this is celebrated on August 28th

are you ready for feet day? i’ll receive many feet day pics

by cybernettic August 25, 2021

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national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

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International Feliks Day

27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.

"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari

by Thiccola$ August 27, 2021

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Day Date

When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.

Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.

by Angry Beaver August 27, 2021

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